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Passion for restoring virginity

In the capital has increased the demand for the recovery of innocence. It turns out that the lost petal flesh in just half an hour can be returned to its original place!

My friend – fun and extravagant person – was getting married. And decided the future spouse on the first night, a surprise present: his… virginity. Knowing that the honor of the maiden Tanka lost 7 years ago at the prom, I was quite surprised.

“Oh, honey, behind you from life. Virginity can now recover!”

– all-knowing enlightened me Tatiana. Not believing the words of a friend, I began calling the Metropolitan clinic of plastic surgery. And found that indeed, today over at 300-600. E. it is possible to recover the lost innocence even mother-heroine. This service is offered by experienced surgeons in almost every clinic. This begs the question: who, other than my crazy Tanki, it might need? In the twenty first Continue reading

Witty answers

Following the funeral, at which I’ll be yours.

Your mom’s abortion except you didn’t?

What you look terrible, doesn’t mean it’s the same news.

Here’s the chair and the cloth: sit down and shut up.

Turn around! You’re ruining my aura.

I’m not mocking those whom God has already make fun.

Are you stupid? Or is it just the image?

Do focus dissolve in the air.

Listen here, the victim of the drunk midwife.

– I fools road is not inferior!

“I concede, come on in.

From the perspective of paradoxical thinking and astral your skull not up to world standards, so I think further discussion with you pointless.

And, you can, with the universal sadness in her eyes and Shakespearean intonation: Go away, you disgust me.

Do not ever fall for the regression.

It is not necessary to demonstrate variant deficit development.

I would have sent you, but you are there every day.

I’d like to see the world from your Continue reading

The art of headhunting

 

I f at the dawn of our civilization from the bounty hunters was too young to date, but now a lot of people would have paid dearly to get them under the gun. Modern hunters lost their bloodlust, dressed in expensive suits, and as a weapon used clear mind, cold calculation and the ability to persuade. We are talking about the elite recruiting – the headhunters. Become their prey akin to professional compliment, because this sniper targeting the only the best and brightest minds – professionals and high-class.

The modern labor market is not able to issue the desired number of

experienced and qualified personnel to meet the growing demands of business in human resource. And especially when it comes to finding leaders defining the future Continue reading

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