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Passion for restoring virginity

In the capital has increased the demand for the recovery of innocence. It turns out that the lost petal flesh in just half an hour can be returned to its original place!

My friend – fun and extravagant person – was getting married. And decided the future spouse on the first night, a surprise present: his… virginity. Knowing that the honor of the maiden Tanka lost 7 years ago at the prom, I was quite surprised.

“Oh, honey, behind you from life. Virginity can now recover!”

– all-knowing enlightened me Tatiana. Not believing the words of a friend, I began calling the Metropolitan clinic of plastic surgery. And found that indeed, today over at 300-600. E. it is possible to recover the lost innocence even mother-heroine. This service is offered by experienced surgeons in almost every clinic. This begs the question: who, other than my crazy Tanki, it might need? In the twenty first Continue reading

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