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Office Trudolyubov porn stories

 

“All the world’s a stage, and the people in it are actors”

you-know-who said.

We often flirt and forget to stop and realize later that you weren’t an actor, and just a puppet.

Want to tell a story, from the memories of which I am ashamed, that wave of passion covers your head, and panties have to squeeze.

My name is Lena, I’m 25 years old. So fate decreed that anything I really do, except that floated on the waves of life and rejoiced in it, while parents kept everything was great. In my life the asset was only a kick-ass body that I willingly watched, but would catch the drooling male and not bother with having guys, I changed the way consistently. Time flew, and now a couple of wrinkles under eyes that no one sees, but not me. No, they haven’t strained it just more excited by the idea that time would have become more serious, the case can what to do. Thoughts are thoughts, and the parents Continue reading

Witty answers

Following the funeral, at which I’ll be yours.

Your mom’s abortion except you didn’t?

What you look terrible, doesn’t mean it’s the same news.

Here’s the chair and the cloth: sit down and shut up.

Turn around! You’re ruining my aura.

I’m not mocking those whom God has already make fun.

Are you stupid? Or is it just the image?

Do focus dissolve in the air.

Listen here, the victim of the drunk midwife.

– I fools road is not inferior!

“I concede, come on in.

From the perspective of paradoxical thinking and astral your skull not up to world standards, so I think further discussion with you pointless.

And, you can, with the universal sadness in her eyes and Shakespearean intonation: Go away, you disgust me.

Do not ever fall for the regression.

It is not necessary to demonstrate variant deficit development.

I would have sent you, but you are there every day.

I’d like to see the world from your Continue reading

First date with a girl. How to behave

 

Hello, dear reader. Today I will tell you about how to behave on a first date. Yes, Yes, you heard right. First date is the most memorable moment from how you will prove to be, will determine your relationship with the girl. There are several options, but most likely, or will the second and following date, or they will be no more. So, how to behave on the first date, and we’ll talk.

Planned, more precisely, it is assumed that you already took the first step and invited a girl on a first date. No matter how and where you met her; or is Dating in the Internet. or you met and liked each other on the street,

or already known her for five years, but you must, I repeat, you should invite her on a first date. No hinting, no matter what other relationship, just invite. If you are interesting girl, she will go with you “eat”, or go rollerblading. There is no need to invent anything, you can just call and say “Great weather outside the window. Maybe go for a walk?”. If she agrees, great. Consider the introduction you have Continue reading