Witty answers

Following the funeral, at which I’ll be yours.

Your mom’s abortion except you didn’t?

What you look terrible, doesn’t mean it’s the same news.

Here’s the chair and the cloth: sit down and shut up.

Turn around! You’re ruining my aura.

I’m not mocking those whom God has already make fun.

Are you stupid? Or is it just the image?

Do focus dissolve in the air.

Listen here, the victim of the drunk midwife.

– I fools road is not inferior!

“I concede, come on in.

From the perspective of paradoxical thinking and astral your skull not up to world standards, so I think further discussion with you pointless.

And, you can, with the universal sadness in her eyes and Shakespearean intonation: Go away, you disgust me.

Do not ever fall for the regression.

It is not necessary to demonstrate variant deficit development.

I would have sent you, but you are there every day.

I’d like to see the world from your Continue reading

How to win a man – guaranteed secrets

Statistics relentless — every year the gap between the number of women and men is growing steadily.

In addition, almost a quarter of them can be set aside by reason of alcoholism, drug abuse and complete inadequacy.

In the face of such competition, many women go on the hunt for the men, like our ancestors on the mammoth: war paint, a militant sparkle in her

eyes and in her purse “weapons of mass destruction”.

But for some reason all the tricks, placing nets and traps are not so good and work.

On the contrary, men are spoiled to our attention, become very choosy.

They get scared when the woman in the eyes of the “secular grief Continue reading

First date with a girl. How to behave


Hello, dear reader. Today I will tell you about how to behave on a first date. Yes, Yes, you heard right. First date is the most memorable moment from how you will prove to be, will determine your relationship with the girl. There are several options, but most likely, or will the second and following date, or they will be no more. So, how to behave on the first date, and we’ll talk.

Planned, more precisely, it is assumed that you already took the first step and invited a girl on a first date. No matter how and where you met her; or is Dating in the Internet. or you met and liked each other on the street,

or already known her for five years, but you must, I repeat, you should invite her on a first date. No hinting, no matter what other relationship, just invite. If you are interesting girl, she will go with you “eat”, or go rollerblading. There is no need to invent anything, you can just call and say “Great weather outside the window. Maybe go for a walk?”. If she agrees, great. Consider the introduction you have Continue reading

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